I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remainĀ eggnogstic.
Month: November 2021
The goodlooking monk was chaste by women.
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
Do basketball players like to iron their pants?
Yes, they’re expert at the full-cord press!
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.