God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Month: November 2021
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
I tuned out my barber. He tends to lather on.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.