If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.
Month: November 2021
How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate.
The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.