Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
Month: November 2021
Licorice has anise flavour.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
Priests sure know how to treat a laity.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.
Hell is soular powered.