Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
The Trojan War was awful and dirty. It was Helen Earth.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.