My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
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