Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
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I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Our work as naming consultants is a blast. It’s been a fun nominal experience.
Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.