What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
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Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.