Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
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Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
God is Amenable to prayer.
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
There’s just something about this month we’re in. It fill me with a gusto.
Donating blood is A-positive thing.