When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”

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Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”

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