I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...I’ve struggled to develop a 100% pure protein powder, but something keeps getting in my whey.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
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