I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
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In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
In today’s totalitarian society, dirty people are guilty of thought grime.
Many are the cliffs spoken about in ledge end.
After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.