Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
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Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
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Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.