Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
Pun of the Day
Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.
Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
Recently banned as subversive, wordplay in the China is the work of punarchists.
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
Do Italian vegetarians listen to gino beets?
I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.

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