Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...LET’S KISS MAKEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Mascaramouche
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
- Decoraid
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Why do men love fast cars? Because they have so much Testarossarone.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
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