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07/23/2023

Canadian spies are relentless. CSIS never stops.

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07/22/2023

When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/22/2023

For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.

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07/22/2023

Help us kick the pun hobbit.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

07/21/2023

How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?

Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/20/2023

I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/20/2023

The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/20/2023

Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”

(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/19/2023

Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

07/19/2023

Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)