Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
Pun of the Day
My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
Can ice cube trays be improved? You’ll have to undertake a freezability study.
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.

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