If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
Pun of the Day
Renewable energy is a fuel hardy endeavor.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.
Which country has the most women? The China.
In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.
Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
I love meditating with my ohmies.


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