I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you make a mistake ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant, just say “Miso – sorry!” Don’t get bento of shape. They can quickly maki your order and do a rice job it. It’s one of the unagi experiences of life.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Small rodents have no identity. They are a nano mouse.
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