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04/03/2023

The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/03/2023

I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/03/2023

Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/02/2023

Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

04/01/2023

When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.

(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

04/01/2023

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/01/2023

They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/31/2023

C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

03/31/2023

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)