I’ll miss the internet. Thanks for the meme arrays.
Pun of the Day
I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
That latest online fad – Twither did it go?
The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.


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