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01/26/2023

Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

01/26/2023

Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/25/2023

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

01/25/2023

Read pun, for the end is year!

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

01/24/2023

Do terrorists seek inure peace?

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/23/2023

Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

01/22/2023

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

01/21/2023

I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)