Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Pun of the Day
Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.
Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”

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