Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
Pun of the Day
Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!


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