Japanese goldfish act so koi.
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I was on YouTube trying to download ‘Fat Elvis’ videos but it takes up too much band width.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...If you need someone to park your bicycle, look for a man with a handle bar must-stash.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
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