Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
Pun of the Day
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.
Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.
I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.
Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
Yodelling is a cry for alp.
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.


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