If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Barley legal.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
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