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07/19/2020

Cows inspire me. They are my moos.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/18/2020

Did your company expand into Germany? That’s nein of your business!

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

07/17/2020

You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.

(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

07/13/2020

Being a fast food worker is a highly skillet trade.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/11/2020

Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/08/2020

As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/07/2020

What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT

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07/06/2020

Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?

Yes – especially propane.

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07/05/2020

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

07/03/2020

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)