NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
Pun of the Day
My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
Rotten farts give meĀ eggs o’ stenchial angst.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
How do you improve your resume? iPad.
Bricklayers have a mortar complex.
Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.


