I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
Pun of the Day
When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
It doesn’t add up, but summer is already here.
What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Staygosaurus.
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?


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