How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Are there racists in Switzerland?
Yes. For example: the Cuckoo-Clocks Clan.
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