Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
Pun of the Day
If it weren’t for half its population, Belgium would have an unFlemished reputation.
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.


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