Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Pun of the Day
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!
NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.

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