People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
Pun of the Day
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.


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