Who has big breasts? My friend, Melanie.
Pun of the Day
You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
The hardest working torturers take advantage of frequent flayer points.
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.


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