Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
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