The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
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