I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
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I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
LET’S KISS MAKEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Mascaramouche
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
- Decoraid
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.

