What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
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If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
When it comes to mannequin technology, anything is posable.