I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
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When it comes to mannequin technology, anything is posable.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Sharks are like me and you. They gotta mako living.
I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.