I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
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Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.


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