Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
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Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.

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