Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster.
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A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
Are there Nazis among us? Be on heil alert.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.