Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
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People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.
I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancĂ©e. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
There are empty spots in my stamp collection album. I need an infillatelist!
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.