I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
x
A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.

