I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.