My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!