I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
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I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.