The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
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Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.

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