Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
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Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.


