I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
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The failed magician was a wand erring soul.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.


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