When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
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My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
Microwave ovens are in a minute objects.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.


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