Puns on Demand

RETAILIATOR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting up an online reselling business and would like a catchy/smart name for it. I would like it to be a pun or play on words if possible. I like names that are formed by putting two words together, like Facebook. Thanks! ~Philip, Buford, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Re:Sale
  2. Smooth Sales
  3. SaleE-Inc [Salient?]
  4. Eddie Vender [Eddie Vedder]
  5. Retailiator
  6. ChainSale
  7. StuffDiving
  8. InStockExchange
  9. SaleMail [snail mail]
  10. SalePutty [silly putty]
  11. HipShop [Hip Hop]
  12. ShipShop
  13. WicketPedia
  14. GoodBuyGuys
  15. BuyGeorge
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BE CHIC INSTINCT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m designing a line of fashion clothing, jewelry, and home decor with a Boho type look–similar to a company called www.naturallife.com. Another company name is www.lifeisgood.com. I need a catchy name that is ‘positive’ and not too specific, like the names above. Possible words: life, live, happy, be, chic, true, (not boho chic – too common) ~Jane, Parker, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Be Live Me
  2. Tina True Na [Tina Turner?]
  3. Be Chic Instinct [Basic Instinct]
  4. Lift Life
  5. Boho Be Home
  6. True Me On
  7. True Be Do Be
  8. Yes Dressed
  9. Chic Ya Boho
  10. Hot Boho D [hot body]
  11. Happy Boho D [happy bday]
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#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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FETE ACCOMPLI

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Balloonacy
  2. Have a Balloon
  3. Party Har Har
  4. Besta Fiesta
  5. Fete Accompli
  6. Blast Impressions
  7. Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
  8. All Ages Staging
  9. Memory Maker
  10. Event and Odds
  11. Host A La Vista
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SHEREE KIRI

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a roller derby name please. I’d love a kickass, badass name. I’m a mum and I love my wine and food. Some say I can be scary. Cheers. ~Sheree, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Shereeker
  2. Drinking Sheree (sherry)
  3. Sheree Poppins (cherry poppings)
  4. Black Sheree
  5. Sheree Movie
  6. Sheree Kiri / Shari Kiri
  7. Sheredder
  8. She Red
  9. Perth Snatcher
  10. Wino-Ma Ryder
  11. Matriarch Enemy
  12. Gina Rollerbrigida
  13. Eatith My Dust
  14. Merlots Lane
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COMMISSION: POSSIBLE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy

 AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Commissionary Position
  2. See you in Sell
  3. Your Best Kept Secret Agent
  4. I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
  5. House Music
  6. You Deserve Massive Props
  7. Prop Drop and Roll
  8. Homes On The Range
  9. Home Mama
  10. Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
  11. Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
  12. Do The Deed
  13. Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
  14. There’s No Place Like Your Home
  15. Never out of Commission
  16. Where Buyers meet Cellars
  17. My Competitors are Roofless
  18. I Always Find a Lot to Love
  19. All’s Well that Ends Dwell
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LARAINE IN PAIN

Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to find an awesome roller derby name. Help! My name is Laraine, nickname Rainey. I am a nurse, a mom, and a holy roller. ~Laraine, Bay Village
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
  1. LaRaine in Pain [play on ‘The Rain in Spain’]
  2. Rainey of Terror
  3. Nurse Vana [‘Nirvana’]
  4. All Terror Raine Vehicle
  5. Mount Raineyer
  6. Derby Diapers
  7. Grilled Jesus
  8. The Mamafier (mummifier)
  9. Rainey Deity
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GURilla Warfare

Dear Pun Gents, my friend Matt and I are entered into the Great Urban Race in Toronto and need a team name. Please help! We are from Calgary, Alberta so any pun about East vs West or with Great Urban Race would be awesome. ~Leanne, Calgary

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. LilChuck from the Prairies (Little House on the Prairies)
  2. GURilla Warfare
  3. GURillas
  4. Oil Be Back
  5. The Best Westerners
  6. First Lasso
  7. Lasso to First Place
  8. City-City Bang Bang
  9. GURonimo
  10. Rockies Roadsters
  11. Cow Eats Hog
  12. Nenshi Ninjas
  13. Don’t Nenshi It
  14. Road Rodeo
  15. Gorge Cluenies
  16. Race in the Hole
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ENDO THE LINE

Dear Pun Gents, I need help with a team name. We are entering a four-man team in a 24-hour mountain bike race. We are entering the team in the over forties category. ~Mathew, Dubbo
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Gearonimo
  2. Two-Four The Road
  3. Bonkologists
  4. Spins and Wheedles
  5. Get Forty [Get Shorty]
  6. Fogey Weather
  7. Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
  8. Be spoke styles
  9. The painful quad
  10. Deraill trails
  11. The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
  12. The Dirt Digglers
  13. The French rabbits (lapin’s)
  14. MTBeer cans
  15. Four guys looking for a bonk
  16. Endo the line
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STRANGER THAN FIXIN’

Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money Launderers
  2. Grim Repairs
  3. Clean Break
  4. Stranger than Fixin’
  5. The Appliance Den
  6. Cycle Recycle
  7. KingSpin
  8. Lazarus Machines
  9. Just Wash Me
  10. Buy and CL
  11. Immortal Machines
  12. Undead Washers
  13. Soaklahoma
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