Puns on Demand

TROP AND GIVE ME 20

Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trop and Give Me 20
  2. Big Lux [Big Lugs]
  3. Press Your Lux
  4. Villagym
  5. The Vacation Train
  6. Traincation
  7. Full Body Vacation
  8. The First Resort
  9. Paradise Program
  10. Body, Mind and Spoil
  11. Bali Builders
  12. Fancy Pants Training
  13. A Cut Above
  14. Booty Camp
  15. All Intense and Purposes
  16. Body Hard, Play Hard
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PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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YOU AUTO KNOW

Dear Pun Gents, we need CAR HELP: Our current slogan is “Get the Car Help You Need.” We are an auto repair shop in Eugene, Oregon. ~Leni, Eugene, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. You Auto Know
  2. Get it, Ride Away
  3. The Not So Grim Repair [Grim Reaper]
  4. The Auto Body Experience
  5. Smoke a Sick Car [Smoke a cigar]
  6. Give an Engine, Take a Mile
  7. I Promise Oil Change!
  8. The Wheel Deal
  9. Roads From the Dead
  10. The Mechanic Mecca
  11. The Fix is In
  12. Get your Fix
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PAIN IT FORWARD

Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
  2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
  3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
  4. Pain My Dues
  5. Pain it Forward
  6. Paindemonium
  7. The Advillain
  8. The Big Hurt
  9. Ow! Capone
  10. MethaDon Corleone
  11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
  12. CelebrexStreet Boys
  13. Darva
  14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
  15. ASAtronaut
  16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

  17. Public Anemia
  18. Kool CAT
  19. Electro Cardio Grandma
  20. Where’s WalDOA
  21. Done Like DNR
  22. Auntie EMs
  23. Pepe Dural
  24. First Degree Bernie
  25. Hemmor Reggie
  26. Poison IVey
  27. Meddy Vedder
  28. The Virgin MRI
  29. ODie
  30. Perry Cardial
  31. Sally Saline
  32. Shockille O’Neal
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HUBBA CHUBBA

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pound Zero
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Weight to Go
  4. Chubhub
  5. Hubba Chubba
  6. Highway to Health
  7. Sweat It Is
  8. The Sweatiest Thing
  9. Slim Chance
  10. Shed Happens
  11. Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
  12. The Mass Occurs
  13. Calorifornication
  14. Gastrict Dieting
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GAIT PRIDE

Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Walking Machines
  2. Pedomasochism
  3. Footbelles
  4. Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
  5. When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
  6. 12-week Step Program
  7. Amble Opportunity
  8. Gait Pride Parade
  9. Toaster Toes
  10. The Debitantes
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SAVE OUR SOLES

Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Heavin’ on Earth
  2. Save our Soles
  3. Paradise is Sweat
  4. Carry the Cross Trainers
  5. Running for Awfuls
  6. Women and Menifee Taste
  7. Saints and Sprinters
  8. The Evil Kneevils
  9. Book of Legsodus
  10. Halfway to Hell
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TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
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THE FINNISH LIONS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Radiators
  2. Surround Sneakers
  3. The Run of the Litter
  4. Express Male
  5. I Would Run 5000 Metres
  6. A Legged Incompetence
  7. The Finnish Lions
  8. Two teen our own horns
  9. Two Sons in Arizona
  10. The Feeting of the 5000
  11. Trio Huggers
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FOOS RUSH IN

Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I Pity the Foos
  2. Foos Rush In
  3. Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
  4. Angle Phile
  5. Hot Rods
  6. The Angle of Death
  7. Charlie’s Angles
  8. Wristocrats
  9. G.RIP
  10. Goaligula
  11. What the Fake
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