Puns on Demand

I GET WEP

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wified when you can cuddle
  2. Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
  3. WTFi
  4. I GET WEP
  5. Enter assward
  6. Enter pa’s wart
  7. Neithernet Port
  8. Do the DNSty
  9. MMMbps, ba duba dop
  10. Webbins of Mass Distraction
  11. Surfin’ Turf
  12. If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
  13. Keep it on the download
  14. You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
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DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
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THE ROW LESS TRAVELLED

Dear Pun Gents, we are a Stand Up Paddle Club and we have just entered an Adventure Race. We have two teams of 3–two girls and a guy on each. We need a fun name for each team that will go together and play off each other. The race is a bike, trek and paddle. Can you help us??? ~Ashlyn, Lafayette, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Oar More
  2. Iron Oars
  3. Bobbin Oars [Bobby Orr]
  4. The Strokes
  5. Surf | Turf
  6. Deadly Strokes | Hard Attacks
  7. Strokin Off a Victory
  8. Stroklahoma | Trexas
  9. Alex TrekBikea
  10. Stand Up For your Bikes
  11. Drug Paddled Haze | Strokecaine Addicts
  12. Canoedle
  13. Adventure-race Types
  14. Riding the Threeway
  15. Start Treks
  16. The Row Less Travelled
  17. Row | Wade
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TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP

Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Testy Feelings
  2. Tempest in a Pee Cup
  3. Running some Tests
  4. Urining for Victory
  5. The out of breathalyzers
  6. Big Screen Thrillers
  7. The Hired Stuff
  8. Who Let the Drugs Out
  9. Physical Labour
  10. HRmy
  11. Run to the Bathroom
  12. Vial Behaviour
  13. No Test for the Wicked
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RUNNING FOR COVERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shelf Service
  2. Stacks of Cash
  3. Running for Covers
  4. Spineless Runners
  5. 26 Smiles
  6. Shelfish
  7. Run on the Banks
  8. Take the Money and Run
  9. Bookie’s Bet
  10. Fund Intended
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SPRINT CHICKENS

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I participate in running and tri events together and need a kickass team name. We are all very different people, but we like to be silly, have fun, drink, joke, and laugh together. We’re from Baton Rouge, LA, and we’re a melting pot of bartenders, waitresses, hair stylists, nursing student, vocal artists and a painter. ~Liz, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rouge the Day
  2. Mixed Results
  3. Service Sector
  4. Tri Hard
  5. A Legged Criminals
  6. Pass the Baton
  7. The Running Jokes
  8. Baton the Hatches
  9. Sprint Chickens
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DR. MEMENTO

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dr. Memento
  2. Collectobull Market
  3. Call Collect
  4. Collection Connection
  5. You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
  6. C-Bay
  7. Memorabble
  8. Trinket or Treat
  9. The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
  10. The Complete Set-Match Point
  11. The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
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LADIES AND GENTLE MANNERS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Out Gal Advancing
  2. A Femmeral
  3. T[w]itter [or just Titter]
  4. Go Ssip on Something
  5. The Brathel
  6. Ladies and Gentle Manners
  7. Disparate Housewives
  8. Haven No Ball
  9. Womenbledon
  10. Chick Chat Co
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EXTREME INSULINS

Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. [Running with] Extreme Insulins
  2. We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
  3. Banting and Panting
  4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
  5. No Man Is An Islet
  6. Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
  7. Pancreassassins
  8. Don’t Believe the Type
  9. Diabeat You Up
  10. Do or Diabetes
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TOUR DE FRIENDS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and I are forming a cycling team to do charity rides (we don’t race anymore) with some friends from LA. We are from Massachusetts (Cape Cod). Happy to pay your fee for some good names! ~Kim, Orleans

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Gearly Beloved
  2. CodPieces
  3. Bikoastal
  4. Tour de Friends
  5. Dirty MassCals
  6. Ex Race
  7. The Cause Way
  8. Velociposse
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