It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
These days, getting upset is the norm. Indeed, angry people are the most have rage.
Emails are unreliable, because they’re missing the fax.
Meet Emma, our newest addition to the stable.
Mushy Pony is a Punshine filly!
Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.
A leper doesn’t change his spots.
Do mechanics only eat salad with wrench dressing?
It’s the end of the colander. Have funnel on new year’s sieve.
People with Restless Legs Syndrome are often skinny, because of poor shin control.
Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.

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