The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Elephant tusks make me anxious. I vory.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
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Quality of laugh.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.
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