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11/19/2024

When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags cancer, music, robert smith, the cure Leave a comment
11/19/2024

I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

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11/19/2024

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

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11/18/2024

NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!

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11/18/2024

That's not Spiderman, it's Cedar Parker

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags memes, spiderman, superheroes
11/18/2024

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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11/17/2024

Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.

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11/17/2024

Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?

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11/17/2024

I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.

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11/16/2024

Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.

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Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags adult diapers, diapers, dinner parties, entertaining, incontinence, parties, poo jokes
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