Calm people are mellow dramatic.
Welcome to oh-nein, the year of the nihilist!
Do wrestlers have good pinmanship?
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.


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