The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.
What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.
Are archers into arrow dynamics?
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t haveĀ legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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